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Implications of Mahabharata

What would happen If Mahabharata would happen in this era Enjoy Reading

1 Kauravas would have starved to death with only 9 subsidized LPG cylinders for 102 of them

2 When Bheem meets Hanuman he would hand him t-shirts saying ~Being Hanuman~ and then run him over

3 Duryodhana would claim he did Draupadi~s vastraharan because she didn~t call him Bhaiya

4 Media would target Shree Krishna as Dwarka was in Gujarat

5 Duryodhan would get Draupadi arrested u/s 66A of IT Act for updating her FB status; Andhe ka putra andha hi hoga

6 Draupadi would have been sobbing in a Satyameva Jayate episode

7 Nandan Nilkeni would go mad during AADHAR data collection at the Kaurava household

8 India TV headlines will be ~Draupdi ki saaree ka raaz khulega Aaj theek raat 8 baze

9 TV reporters will ask Bheesm Pitamah on the bed of arrows How are you feeling? Kaise lag raha hai?

10 After 13 years of Vanwaass Pandavas would have turned into Naxals

11 News channels would pay millions for exclusive rights for live telecast of Draupadi~s vastraharan

12 Abhimanyu would have got the GYAN that getting out of Chakravyuh was easier than booking a Tatkal ticket on IRCTC

13 Aishwarya would~ve replaced by Draupadi in L~Oreal shampoo advt 5 problems 1 solution

14 Sanjaya would have minted billions by selling satellite rights for the kurukshetra war

15 Barkha~s show would be renamed ~The Yudh Stops Here~; Sagarika~s ~Face the Yudh~ and Arnab~s ~The Yud Hour~

16 Only ND Tiwari will come close to having 100 children

17 US would be begging India to share the Dron~e technology with them

18 Lord Krishna will be Political Guru Shakuni will be Management Guru

19 There would be a ~Justice for Kauravas~ campaign by Civil Society at India Gate against Pandavas for massacring the whole family

20 Pandavas would have had to shift frequently because DLF and Jaypee Group would frequently take over jungles for housing projects

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