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Lumpy Farts

Nursery school teacher says to her class Who can use the word ~Definitely~ in a sentence

First little girl says The sky is definitely blue

Teacher says Sorry Amy but the sky can be grey or orange

Second little boy Trees are definitely green Sorry but in the autumn the trees are brown

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks Does a fart have lumps

The teacher looks horrified and says Johnny Of course not

OK then I have DEFINITELY shit in my pants...

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