Nursery school teacher says to her class Who can use the word ~Definitely~ in a sentence
First little girl says The sky is definitely blue
Teacher says Sorry Amy but the sky can be grey or orange
Second little boy Trees are definitely green Sorry but in the autumn the trees are brown
Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks Does a fart have lumps
The teacher looks horrified and says Johnny Of course not
OK then I have DEFINITELY shit in my pants...