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What gender is computer?

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish unlike English nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine

House for instance is feminine la casa

Pencil however is masculine el lapiz

A student asked What gender is computer

Instead of giving the answer the teacher split the class into two groups male and female and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer should be a masculine or a feminine noun Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation

The mens group decided that computer should definitely be of the feminine gender la computadora because

1 No one but their creator understands their internal logic

2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else

3 Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval and

4 As soon as you make a commitment to one you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it

THIS GETS BETTER!

The womens group however concluded that computers should be Masculine el computador because

1 In order to do anything with them you have to turn them on

2 They have a lot of data but still cant think for themselves

3 They are supposed to help you solve problems

but half the time they ARE the problem and

4 As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model

The women won

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