A religious women upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream Praise the lord
This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back There is no Lord
One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor praying for food thinking it would be funny he went and bought her all sorts of groceries and left them on her porch
The next morning the lady screamed Praise the Lord who gave me this food
The neighbor screamed It wasnt the Lord it was me
The lady replied Praise the Lord for not only giving me food but making the atheist pay for it..