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Whose Mom

Husband: Mom called me and she is coming tomorrow her train will reach by 4 O Clock

Wife: What! She came just 4 months back right? Why is she coming now? Tomorrow is Sunday I thought of getting up late but your mom had to come on a Sunday itself and that too morning 4:00 oclock Where will she get an auto at that time? I will not make any warm breakfast she will have to do with biscuits and bread The kids will also not go to play as she spoils them by getting chocolates toffees and pastries for them For how many days is she going to stay?

Husband: Not my mom your mom is coming

Wife: Wow really! mom is coming Its been more than 2 months I have seen her Listen na I have the number of the auto driver please ­call him and tell him to reach the station on time tomorrow morning Its good tomorrow is Sunday I will get up early and make breakfast She will get cakes and cookies for the kids and they will play and enjoy with their grandmother Hope she stays for a fortnight...

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