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The Pearly Gates

St Peter was manning the pearly gates when 40 New Yorkers showed up Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heavens door before St Peter thought he had better consult God So he left the group at the gates and went off to find God

Ive got 42 people from New York said St Peter Is it safe to let them in?

New York huh? mused God We certainly dont want heaven overrun with New Yorkers Why dont you just admit the ten most virtuous?

St Peter went back to relay the news but a few minutes later returned to God in a state of anxiety

Whats happened? asked God

Theyve gone gasped St Peter

What all of the New Yorkers?

No the pearly gates..

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